
Astronauts were hunting for a missing party guest as they prepared to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the International Space Station.
One of two spiders sent to the orbiting laboratory aboard the space shuttle Endeavour last week was added to the lost property list after the crew checked its tank and found it empty.
Anxious to quash fears that the absent arachnid may be marauding around the space station, Nasa managers insisted that the second orb-weaver was not exactly lost, it just couldn't be found.
Spiderman,Spiderman, does whatever a spider can..........................
The first species to get the chance to evolve in naturaly in space! Cool!
Maybe the spider was in the tool bag that floated away......
Oh trust me the spider knows where the tool bag is, hes probably in it.
DAAA If you can't find it is LOST
If it made it to the space station, they will find it when it gets big enough.......
unless it dies off for lack of food
The spiders were brought in via the space shuttle for experimentations on web building in zero gravity.
They should now plug an electronic pest repeller in every room of the international space station and spray all the corners with bug spray.
Bug spray doesn't work that well on spiders. Insects constantly groom themselves and ingest it, spiders don't. You really need to get them in the mouth for it to have an effect.
My mother has still not learned this lesson after emptying several cans of bug spray on a funnel web spider and still having it come after her. She's done this on more than one occasional, but seems to prefer the useless chemical attack from a safe distance to the guaranteed to work assault by shoe that requires you to get a little more up close and personal.
Next time she sprays, have her hold a lit match in front of the can's nozzle. Impromptu flame-thrower....toasted Funnel-Web spider, and she keeps her 'safe distance'.
No. Don't ask how I learned to do this. Or why.
Aren't Funnel-Web Spiders highly poisonous?
Yeah, funnel webs have been known to kill people.
I'd be surprised if Mum didn't already know about techniques for converting bug spray to flame throwers, she was the child from hell, but not such a great tactic inside the house.
Just thinking about this now that smoke alarms are everywhere, it would become the dance of attempt to flambe the spider,, then smack the screeching smoke detector into submission before launching another attack on the spider. I would have found this hilarious to watch as a kid.
The spider probably found a face hugger, mated with it, and created a horrendous spider/alien hybrid. John Goodman will have to once again have to be called in to save the day - though he might want to confer with Sigourney Weaver.
It just wants to get home, so open the door and let it out!
Nasa managers insisted that the second orb-weaver was not exactly lost, it just couldn’t be found.
precisely! ... the spider knows exactly where it is
quick, get the bug spray.
Sorry couldn't help it.
Space Project Casualty List:
1 Spider MIA.
Maybe they will get lucky and it will land on that idiot womens face that lost the tool bag,then they can get a shoe and smash it!Problem solved!
Hey, that's one expensive spider to lose, too!
...factoring in just the cost to launch it's body weight to orbit, and its cage, (and food)...
never mind the man-hours put into developing the experimental kit... all now potenailly lo$t.
It's very popular to mock NASA whenever they have the smallest mistake. But that is misguided, as they make no more mistakes than anyone else. I believe NASA is one of the most important, if not the most important, government agency that exists in the USA. There are few goals for humanity right now more important than expanding our physical presence outward to other habitable planets.
If you still wish to mock NASA's good meaning atempts to better our lives, consider that they have a very miniscule portion of the annual budget. Think about how many people die every day fighting wars for questionable reasoning, and then think about how many people die exploring space conducting research and working towards making sure we don't go extinct.
The itcy bitcy SPIDER when up to Space. NASA lost it in outer space. Next SPIDER strikes International Space Station.
I would just have to don my space suit, hope the spider wasn't there and go out into space and SOS the next rocket by - if by chance the spider thought my space suit was the palce to hide - major panic attack and one lost space goer --- make that two!
put a map of space up with x on it to show the spider where he is
Hate to guess what that spider cost.....
I'd have no problem with it whatsoever if they decided to ship all the spiders up there, and left them... better there than here... I personally don't care what the environmentalists have to say about this one bit... I can live perfectly well without the ugly critters, thanks.
Spiders are cool. They eat the bugs that want to eat you.
lizards are better... they eat the spiders that eat the bugs that want to eat me
But if there're no spiders, you lose the lizards. They need their spidey-snacks!
ok, u won
Stock up on geckos just to be safe.
I remember an odd story from way back about a craze of New York apartment dwellers keeping geckos to keep rampant cockroaches at bay. They're adorable and they'll earn their keep.
yep, those geckos are great.. I live in AZ, and they aren't much use against the big boy whopper roaches we've got here (up to 2-3 inches)... but the little lizards can eat their weight's worth in spiders, mosquitos, and all the smaller creepie-crawlies
Put a map of space up with an x on to tell the spider where he is then we can find him.
Brake clean or carb spray will kill that spider if they can find it !
Find a fly, find the spider, simply!
Houston, we have a bug in the system!
First snakes on a plane, now spiders on a rocket. Go figure.
Just listen for the tiny 'weeeeeee yipeeeeee' sounds or little bits of space sick spider puke.
A spider in free fall is an interesting concept. GO Nasa!
arachnophile, sounds like you've heard sick little spidies puking before? good ears!
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